We've all been there. You have a girlfriend and want her to be impressed with you. Maybe she doesn't look at you like she used to. Perhaps you just don't want to risk it and want to be the best boyfriend you can possibly be. Whatever the reason, we're here to help! We won't waste your time with useless advice like "take her on a date", "make her a mix CD" or "send her flowers". Let's assume that you're not 8 years old and know the most obvious responsibilities of a good boyfriend. Now let's move to the super-secret stuff that TV and your friends have been keeping from you!